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Pos que nos metimos en feria y que ya la hemos despachao. Y con tantos actos y actividades hemos vuelto a reafirmar nuestra idiosincrasia, nuestro carácter, nuestro idioma propio, nuestros personajes…; según los seguidores de “retranca chucha”, va siendo clamor popular la reivindicación de nuestro idioma, más que dialecto, y sin “diada” ni ná. Gran movida popular, con envíos a la redacción de “Daimiel al día” de palabras, dichos y expresiones que sólo entendemos los de esta patria “chucha”, dentro de ná otra nación. Está a punto de constituirse la Real Academia de la Lengua Chucha, acto institucional que dentro de ná se hará en el Salón Imperial de la antigua taberna de “Canales”, entrada planta calle.

No nos extraña que cada vez recibamos más vocablos con esta iniciativa que nos conducirá inexorablemente hasta la independencia… “¡¡Y en tu culo un fubolín…!!” (Sonó una voz…)

  • “Amos, no me amueles…!!”
  • “Coroque t’a picao el pollo bien…!!” (Borrachejo)
  • “Andar y veros…!!”
  • “Lengüeta, qué eres un lengüenta…!!”
  • “Eres mu enredante…!!”
  • “Te van a apretar mala calda…!!”
  • “Has dicho pisto??”
  • “Pos que vengo de echame cuatro chatos de gañote…”
  • “No te apesques en la paré que te vas a llenar del enjalbegao, no ves que está recién enlucío..!!”
  • “Le faltó asinica de tanto pa llegar el primero…”
  • “Paece que va a haber demudación…!!”
  • “Pos yo me voy por este testero…!!”
  • “Pa tó, pa ná, pa bárrele, pa sendile, pa realzala…!!” (Jugando al guá)
  • “Hinca la madre por no medir el paso, tinajón colchón, tinajón aguililla, tinajón pepino culá, tinajón molino, lique aumentativo, lique diminutivo, a la cama un domo…” (Jugando a la pídola)
  • “Toma un duro y tira, pero no te arregostes…!!”
  • “Qué t’an salío boceras en la boca…”
  • “Sube ninio, que se va mu caballerico…” (En la feria)
  • “Nos han apretao mal sabaneo…!!” (Hemos perdío)
  • “Dios, la que m’an apretao en la cepa el oído…!!” (Guantazo)
  • “Sé ordenao y no dejes ná al retortero…!!”
  • “Mastica bien que me has echao un palomo..!!”
  • “No me arriendes..!!” (imitar con burla)

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